Seth’s earliest memories are of staring up at a glowing TV while The Last Starfighter melted his brain in the best possible way. Raised on VHS rentals and the sacred Friday night pizza ritual, he spent most of the 80s convinced that The NeverEnding Story was a documentary. In the 90s, he tried to emulate every action hero he saw—until a failed attempt at a Cliffhanger-style zipline ended with a sprained ankle, considerable damage to his family’s tool shed and three weeks of grounding. He still maintains that RoboCop is the most important political film of the 20th century and once cried during Predator—not because it was sad, but because it was so perfect. Seth has spent far too much time breaking down the complexities of John Cusack roles, and considers Lloyd Dobler to be the greatest philosopher of all time. He brings structured chaos and a suspicious amount of movie trivia to TRGMS.

Important life lessons learned during our recent discussion about "Dirty Dancing." Check out the full episode of The Regular Guy Movie Show wherever you get your podcasts.

Life advice from Max Kellerman.

A quick snippet from our discussion about the movie "Dirty Dancing." Check out the full episode of "The Regular Guy Movie Show" wherever you listen to your podcasts!

If Billy would have have been carrying only two watermelons, would Dirty Dancing have ended here?

💥 VOTE NOW: The Most Punchable Face in Dirty Dancing 💥 We watched it. We have opinions. But we want to hear yours. Who deserves the imaginary fist-to-the-face award? 👍 Robbie the Waiter (Ayn Rand’s #1 Fan) ❤️ Neil Kellerman (Smug Nepo Baby and the "Catch of the County") 😆 Johnny Castle (Slick hair, bad decisions, basically a sex worker) 😡 Max Kellerman (Just because) React to vote—or drop a comment if someone else deserves the crown!

Justin imprinted on 80s action movies like a duckling does on its mother. His first full sentence was “Sweep the leg,” and he once tried to moonwalk across the cafeteria while holding a boombox over his head like Say Anything meets Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo. He spent his teenage years trying to recreate the Ferris Bueller parade scene using only his cousin’s boom box and a borrowed riding lawnmower. It did not go well. A die-hard fan of movies with explosions, training montages, or a strong saxophone solo, Justin spent the 90s convinced he was the long-lost member of the Mighty Ducks. He has seen Timecop more times than he’s seen his own birth certificate and has very strong opinions about Cool Runnings. On TRGMS, Justin is the spark plug—bringing hot takes, sudden rewatches of Labrynth, and an almost alarming level of emotional investment in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.

Enjoy this snippet from the latest episode of The Regular Guy Movie Show, where three dudes take on Dirty Dancing. Take a listen wherever you get your podcasts!